I'm a hockey wife now
woman behind me at the rink: "Is #9 your husband?" me: "No #27 is my husband - the goalie. #9 is my brother-in-law."
woman: "He's MEAN! He got a mouth on him too!"
me: "Yeah, but he's family."
some lists
Things I really want to be doing:
- taking a great big nap
- buying a new pair of running shoes
- tranferring photos to Flickr
- picking up my cousin's wedding gift so I can mail it
Things I need to do:
- pick up prescriptions because I am totally out of insulin (again)
- laundry so I can find clean underwear in the morning
- unpack from the wedding/honeymoon/library conference
Things I am doing:
- work
an open letter to women who won't sit on public toilets
If you are so concerned about ass cooties that you must hover over the toilet, just go outside and piss in the goddamn bushes and save us all the trouble of cleaning up after you. You're supposed to pee *in* the toilet, not all over the toilet.