DLand - Barking Dogs

The little listserv we have for our software product has become a war zone this morning. I suppose a list populated by techie folks and librarians is a volatile mix. The current rant doesn't even have anything to do with libraries or our software but is this holy war over Unix versus Microsoft (save your breath; I don't want to hear anything about which is better).This one guy (one I've complained about months ago) has started personally attacking a systems librarian on the list. It's just insane. He said that the guy was obviously an idiot and knew nothing about servers and spent most of his job hours working on his personal business. The list moderator (my old boss and excellent guy) sent a note reminding folks to chill the hell out and then a private email to Butthead telling him that he probably shouldn't be flaming folks on the list and that it was pretty lame. Jerkwad writes back to the list to complain about the emails. The man has the maturity and intelligence of a squirrel (no offense to any squirrel readers I may have). It's like he's posting the equivalent of “I know you are but what am I” on our listserv. I'm getting very huffy with this dude. Gary was telling me about this neighbor he had that owned a dog that barked constantly. Dog Boy apparently left him outside all the time and the dog barked at any animal, human, vehicle or leaf in his path 24 hours a day. Gary decided to go talk to the guy about the dog (hehe, going to talk to a man about a dog ... giggle). Anyways, Dog Boy not only didn't understand why Gary came over to talk to him, he became enraged and nearly violent. He started talking badly about Gary's wife and they almost came to blows in the street. It was not pretty. Gary eventually called the cops a few weeks later about the dog and Dog Boy did move out. Of course, the man who moved in also owns an obnoxious barking dog. Gary says, however, he doesn't dare go over there and talk to him but just calls animal control. The point is that if Dog Boy didn't have the sense and concern to worry about not only his dog in the yard 24/7 but his poor neighbors who had to listen to this, then he wasn't going to “see the light” just because Gary went over to talk to him. You can't talk rationally with an irrationale person. You'll just sprain your brain. So I'm studiously avoiding sending anything to our listserv Unix zealot and hope that the poor guy he unjustifiably flamed will be able to control himself as well.

Good Times .. Good Times

Bossman spent the morning shopping for sunglasses. I've spent the afternoon scanning photos for my LiveJournal images. Yep, it's Friday. I've been in a fantastic mood all day today. Looking forward to the trek up to see the gang and co-chill at Jen's wedding. Should be a hoot. Yep, I'm smiling. Speaking of smiles, in my pursuits of new mug shots for my live journal, I've been noticing how much I look the same in all these photos. Makes me realize how those detective artists can take a photo of me at 7 and then show what I look like today. Amazing stuff. I also look an awful lot like my brother. So much so you have to go by Mom's hair style to know which kid it is in a lot of the photos. My brother is pretty handsome (you know, for an icky sibling and all), so I'm okay with that.

I've become so much of a nerd that I check web sites to see when comic books ship. Hopefully, I won't grow the goatee and studly paunch of the Simpsons' Comic Book Guy. But the new Trans Met will be out next Wednesday. And Kevin reports that DK2 (3? 12?) will be out July 31. Finally. The editor's only comment was "good things take time." I can't wait.

DLand - Dan's Warped Fantasies

Dan says: I am about to get a fax from a ticket place in Atlanta ... will you scan it and send it to me?Genie says: ah, sure Dan says: for OUR Braves tix ... since you are too snotty to be seen with us Genie says: yep. going to Cake. Dan says: really .... Cake ... the band Genie says: yep Dan says: uhhhh .... you are a .... how do I put it .... FREAK Dan says: Satan is MY MOTOR too Genie says: HA - “some people, they call me monster. some people, they call me saint.” Dan says: some people they call you DAMN FREAK :-) Genie says: hehe - I could co-chill with the 8000 lesbian librarians at the Indigo Girls concert instead ... Genie says: not that there's anything *wrong* with that. :) Dan says: hmmm .... what a terribly warped fantasy .... 8000 lesbians ... that are all librarians .... Like 1,000,000 gallons of non-fat puke flavored ice cream Genie says: HAHAHAHA